Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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