if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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