whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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