Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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