Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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