Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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