When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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