Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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