Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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