just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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