Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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