Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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