At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
