love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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