everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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