belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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