I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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