Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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