Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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