life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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