i permit you to call me
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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