...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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