he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
