that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
So much rum. So many feels.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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