Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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