What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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