I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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