you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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