Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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