im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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