I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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