She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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