She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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