hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Houston, we have a squirter
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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