you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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