was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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