"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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