Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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