I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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