yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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