this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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