i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize