Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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