She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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