Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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