Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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