chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My feet surprised me
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