Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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