so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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