would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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