i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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