Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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