i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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