Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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