I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Shame - the story of my life.
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