covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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