I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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